i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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