Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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