Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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