Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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