Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
her facebook's as public as her vagina
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Don't tell me you're on acid again
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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