he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
