What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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