I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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