i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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