But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
