I am puke
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
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