i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
its not stalking. its research.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I think people are normalizing furries
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Randomize
