around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
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