ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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