Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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