I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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