I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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