I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
After last night, I could never be a politician.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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