I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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