i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
This baby is an asshole
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
