You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Randomize
