I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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