I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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