Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Randomize
