you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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