I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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