that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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