better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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