it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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