I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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