If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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