Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
We need to get me chipped asap
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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