i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Randomize
