google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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