All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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