question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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