Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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