actually, I'm a sock model
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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