In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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