the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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