You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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