nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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