he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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