Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I CAN MOONWALK!
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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