I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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