Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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