Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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