Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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