What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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