His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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